hached

A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.

You see how miserable that guy is? Must be hached.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Hached

A handsome guy who loves to be alone or with his beloved girlfriend.
Hached is very intellegent but sometimes a little bit angry when u dont belive his words. He acts politly and is never rude. Especially not in public!
When he does an exercise he always gives 100%. If u give up u are not a Hached! A Hached never gives up.
Hached likes when u call him Sir. Hached. His spirit animal is the cat

Sir Hached has spoken.
Or
Do it like a real Hached

by Hamimelonmoon November 20, 2021

Hachem

Hachem is usually a tall well built semite, he is the incarnation of the Targaryen Stell : Sharp, strong and very rare.
He will stand up for the people and causes he believes in and never let anyone down.
His strong personnality makes him attractive and he usually feels comfortable being the center of interest.
If you ever meet a Hachem, it will definitely change your life.

Hachem's friend 1 : This situation is really difficult, only Hachem could solve it
Hachem's friend 2 : Everyone needs a Hachem, we need more Hachems

by Pippen23 August 6, 2017

hacked off

pissed off, angry, frustrated.

What's the matter with Bob, he sounds hacked off?

by acunninglinguist June 27, 2005

Hacked by Chinese

"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.

Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.

by Tony Sidaway September 22, 2005

Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

Hatched a plan

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan has been completed, set in motion, but it hasn't (yet) come together.

We have hatched a plan and set it in motion, now we have to wait.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020