HoNado

When a girl sucks your dick then takes your house and money a year later

Damn man I got fucked over by this HoNado last year.

by Tornados June 22, 2016

hondose

A low dose of hormones (like 2 mg estrogen and 50 mg spiro) in a transgender woman that produces inadequate suppression of testosterone and feminization and causes them to look like a hon. Also: hondosed, hondosing.

Ashley's dumbass endo hondosed her for 3 years so she still has high testosterone and looks like a man.

by Violet890 August 19, 2021

honad

A hoe on a dick

Damn son, you catch that curley headed skeezer at the bar bra?
Yea bra, I bet she rides it like a "honad"

by Slvrfox April 13, 2010

Brian Hondorp

The epitome of what a real man is. One of the nicest guys you will ever meet; and has is one good looking, crazy smart guy. Almost every girl that meets him falls for him. But he is just a "Friendly" NICE Guy.

Bro, your pulling a "Brian Hondorp" right now.... Ally is totally crushing on you, you stud.

by crazyguyAL January 31, 2009

Hovadose

When you've heard way too much Jay-Z.

That 'Empire State of Mind' track is aight, but if I hear it one more time, I think I'm gonna hovadose.

I hovadosed on The Blueprint. Can't really bump it anymore.

by Erroneous Jones February 10, 2010

Henado

Henado is the name a person gets when he is in the witness protection program. Henados are unique in the sense they all have the same exact mother and father. Henado’s have the most quickest and deadliest sense of humor so dont get caught with your pants down in the middle of one of his joke waiting for the punchline, cuz at that point you are. Henandos can take all that they can dish and that is why they all are perfect cooks, but only if there is one thing on the menu and it starts with M and ends with H. Henado’s are the perfect givers but dont expect it to fit, or match anything or belong at all in your life. Henados bring their who life with them to pick up pizza, like what the heck is in that pizza. Henados always make their special friend feel even more special when she constantly gets the upper hand in conversations. Henados love to make pit stops on holidays or any other special occasion just to see your facial expressions and you start to melt down. All Henados are always dressed to the T, and you better notice cuz you’ll see their aint nobody who dresses as fleek as a Marie.

me: Sir your name is now Henado and that's all there is to it!

convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!

by Buena 4 Maria November 10, 2021

Gas Hondo

a gas like piece of absolute shit, that stinks out the whole facility in which it is escaped.

Audrey: 'Its stinks like a piece of absolute shit in here'
Amy- 'what a coincidence because I just had the pleasure of a Gas Hondo

by bigstinkyballz October 9, 2021