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Ho Ho Ho... 

Your mon's a hoe
Student : what u say, what u say?

Teacher : I said, who ever threw that paper, Ho Ho Ho... your mom's a hoe
Ho Ho Ho... by Tb96 November 27, 2023
Words you can keep

ho ho ho 

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
ho ho ho by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
Word of the Day on December 24, 2005

ho ho ho 

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
ho ho ho by Roy- December 21, 2006

ho ho ho 

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
ho ho ho by Quack Quack July 21, 2008

Ho Ho Ho 

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"
Ho Ho Ho by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009

ho-ho-ho 

Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.
ho-ho-ho by Mark Brendans January 18, 2006

ho ho ho 

1-Santa Claus's most famous line that he uses as a greeting and exclamation

2-Can be used to describe how some people laugh ie very jolly and old-fashioned sounding

3-Can be used as an inslut when you see like 3 people you don't like and you point at them 1 by 1 and go "ho ho ho"
Ex1-Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Ex2-That kinda chubby looking old man has this ho ho ho happy chuckle to him.

Ex3-Dude, I hate those three popular chicks, talk about ho ho ho.
ho ho ho by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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