A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.

John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"

Ho Ho Ho by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009

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ho-ho-ho

Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.

Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.

ho-ho-ho by Mark Brendans January 18, 2006

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ho ho ho

1-Santa Claus's most famous line that he uses as a greeting and exclamation

2-Can be used to describe how some people laugh ie very jolly and old-fashioned sounding

3-Can be used as an inslut when you see like 3 people you don't like and you point at them 1 by 1 and go "ho ho ho"

Ex1-Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Ex2-That kinda chubby looking old man has this ho ho ho happy chuckle to him.

Ex3-Dude, I hate those three popular chicks, talk about ho ho ho.

ho ho ho by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

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