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Hakos Baelz by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021
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Hakonians
Hakonians by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009
hákon
Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
hákon by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
Haakon
He is known to be very spontaneous person. He knows how to make a person laugh, and entertain people without even noticing it. He’s a very intelligent person in his own unique ways, and cares deeply for others around him. However, he may not show his feelings at first. When it comes to certain things, there’s always a backstory to tell, but depending on the topic, he may not open up until he really trusts you. When you get to know him more, he is always there for the people that show compassion for him. The things surrounding him in his life that he greatly appreciates are mainly his top priority. Whenever it comes to difficult situations and topics, he is a very understanding person to be with. Although it may not be the best help overall, he still tries his best to support anything in need. If he fails to become a benefit, he is constantly worrying if something he did was wrong of him. He may get upset, and probably even more than others would expect. When it comes to his close ones, he always and forever will have their back no matter how many ups and downs they’ve been through. Yet, not many people get to see a side of him like this, because he has been hurt so bad where it’s really hard to let people in to his life. No one had wanted the opportunity to have the open door of experience to stay and listen to him. Nevertheless, somewhere in his heart is telling him that only certain people he could trust .
Haakon hasn’t been acting like himself lately, but he he keeps telling me that everything is alright .
Haakon by gloomyflowers February 13, 2019
hakobyte
An animator from the United Kingdom who is famous for his cartoons such as Googol GLaDOS on YouTube and on Newgrounds. his previous alias was pivotmite.
he started his animations when google infamously and wrongly accuses people of clicking their own ads or 'click bombing' by using a bot to detect invalid ad clicks.
His channel has already racked up a million+ views, and his videos have heavy comedic references to people getting trolled and the internet in general.
he started his animations when google infamously and wrongly accuses people of clicking their own ads or 'click bombing' by using a bot to detect invalid ad clicks.
His channel has already racked up a million+ views, and his videos have heavy comedic references to people getting trolled and the internet in general.
This is why I use the bing search engine... thank you. hakobyte.
I Googled hakobyte and some weird porn shit came up on google, wtf man! Google are trolls!
I will never use google again thanks to hakobyte.
I Googled hakobyte and some weird porn shit came up on google, wtf man! Google are trolls!
I will never use google again thanks to hakobyte.
hakobyte by Erik Alberico July 6, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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