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Literally the coolest person in existence. Everyone envies her for her amazing sense of humour and sharp wit. She's the girl everyone wants to be. Hiumi is appreciated by everyone, all genders are out to make her theirs, though she doesn't want to be tied down in any way, she wants to experience the world and let the world experience her. No one can keep up with her in all the best ways. Everyone she meets is forever in awe of her and will never forget her. Probably helped publish the communist manifesto and got with Karl Marx. She's also extremely hot but won't admit it.
Did you hear who smuggled children into her van?
Let me guess, it was Hiumi.
Hiumi by Milo nf July 22, 2021
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Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012
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Himiko Toga 

Best Girl.
“Himiko Toga is best girl. You can’t convince me otherwise.”

Himiko Toga 

Toga is a lovable bisexual psychopath from the anime My Hero Academia. She aspires to become whoever she falls in love with.

Quirk: She can transform in to anyone she consumes the blood of.
Friend: Hey, have you ever heard of Himiko Toga?
Other friend: Yeah! That one psychopath from My Hero Academia?
Friend: Yup, that's her!
Himiko Toga by Chopytuspie101 November 23, 2020

Humidititties 

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)
Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.
Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016

Himiko toga 

Very good at using knifes ( will stab you if needed to ) kinda hot and cracked at the knife game
My friend here himiko toga 🥵she is already taken 🥵 and she’s cracked at the knife game my guy.
Himiko toga by Blip_Bloop January 11, 2021
Derived from the Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 universes, Humie is often used by the Orks to refer to Humans, (Imperial Guard or Space Marines). It is not necessarily in a derogatory tone but being orks, it usually is.

This may also be employed by ork fans in other fantasy or sci-fi games where Orks / Orcs are a playable race along with Humans, such as World of Warcraft, (though officially in the lore, WoW Orcs do not really talk like that).
Dem humies be wantin' a fight, we'll giv 'em a fight!

More humies for stompin'! I wantz da teef, don' touch da teef!
Humie by KrazyMonkey June 14, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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