Hitchster

Noun: A person who leaves on their hitch on the back of their truck even though they know they are not going to tow anything in the near future. Usually big souped-up trucks with spinners, oversized tires, and fancy rims with extra-large silver hitches.

Adj: The hitchster showoff doesn't even own a boat or RV but has the hitch on to mess up anyone who rear ends his piece of junk truck.

Additional versions:

Forgetful Hitchster - The driver who leaves the hitch on, so just in case they ever need it, it's already on the car, even though it's been 3 years since they towed anything.

Mess you up, Hitchster - One that leaves the hitch on just to mess someone else's car up if they get rear-ended.

Triple Hitchster - The trucks with fancy 3 balls on the end of the hitch just so everyone can see he tows all kinds of different items.

Lowrider Hitchster - The hitch that has to drop 12" down to tow anything because the truck is so raised up from lift kits.

Fancy Hitchster - The driver whose hitch needs a lock on it because it costs so much, and they don't want it stolen.

Dangler Hitchster - The red neck truck that has big fake bull balls dangling from the hitch.

Rusty Hitchster - The hitch can't come off, it is so rusted, and the pin is stuck to remove it.

Hipster Hitchster - The guy driving the Tesla with the 1/4" ball on the back for his eco-friendly bike holder.

Covered Hitchster - Those that have a cover that goes over the hitch bracket, usually their favorite sporting team.

The lazy hitchster sped by me on the highway in his Ford F250 with his music blaring and tires humming down the highway.

Hitchster by Shaka Z May 28, 2026

Ditchster 

Another name for a dopehead pizza cook; the guy that makes the pizzas. Working the make line is like working the ditch you see? It's a dirty job, and often looked down upon, but somebody's got to do it. Usually this person is known as a ditchster. It's really just another name for your common high school dopehead loser who works at the local pizza joint. He (or She) probably doesn't use deodorant, shave, or wash their hands after using the restroom, or scratching their crotch before he makes your pie. This type generally has a real "give a fuck" attitude toward life. Yet when one knows how to work the ditch, it usually guarantees an indefinite minimal level of employment. I'm sure this description could also apply to many other lowly food service positions involving significant drudgery. But they are all usually habitual drug user as well.

I was once a delivery driver at my local Pizza Hut, you see, and I happened the chance to interact with the local ditchster there. He would usually have this half-sick smile on his face, reminiscent of Rocky Balboa, as he dived his bare hands into trays full of slimy "Canadian Bacon", and Italian Sausage along with other toppings. You knew he didn't really like his job and was constantly nervous about getting busted for any stupid thing by the jerk manager. He couldn't hardly wait for a chance to ditch the make line for a quick trip to the walk-in freezer or to take the trash out back behind the dumpster for a quick hit off his weed pipe. You knew he never could really take his mind off that sack of kind bud in his pocket waiting for him. It was kind of the motivating factor in his life you know? It kept him going.

Ditchster by NickelDimeQuarterHalfDollar April 22, 2010

hitcher jiggle 

when a thick man bounces the cheeks up and down at a consistent pace

carter-hey chicken shit do hitcher jiggle
chicken shit-aight
carter-ahhh thank you

hitcher jiggle by ogchickenshit December 7, 2019

Hickster 

A person who is caught in an identity crisis between a hick/redneck and hipster.

Dan is a hickster because he wore his peacoat and argyle sweater while drinking PBR and deer hunting.

Hickster by Buffalo Booker March 12, 2015

Hitcher 

Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.

The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision.

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea

I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!

Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!

Hitcher by Vanilla Lionheart June 23, 2008

Bitchster 

Your Bitch of a Sister

"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."

Bitchster by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

hitchtroupher

When you are walking around and someone just joins in, you may not even know who they are

We were walking and a hitchtrouPHer joined us.

hitchtroupher by 688144 December 16, 2015