hitchslvr 

the hottest person in the world, they are so hot you look at them and you melt. sexy

unknow: i saw hitchslvr today!
you: SO THATS WHY YOUR FACE IS ALL MUSHY!

hitchslvr by hottiehottie69 February 24, 2021

hitchslvr 

one of my fave mutuals, theyre hot and cool af

“ hitchslvr is one of hitchdr3yse’s fave mutuals because theyre so kind and nice”

hitchslvr by hitchdr3yse February 25, 2021

hitchslvr 

the hottest person on earth, literally so hot they melt peoples eyes off😩

I just saw hitchslvr now I’m blind by how hot they are 😩😩😩

hitchslvr by antigoy February 25, 2021

hitchslvr 

LITERALLY THE BEST MUTUAL EVER OMFG I LOVE YOU

hitchslvr is the best person ever i love them 🤤🤤

hitchslvr by lilyarlert February 28, 2021

hitchslap

The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.

We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.

hitchslap by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013

Hitchslap

The process of utterly obliterating an opponent's entire (usually religious or political) argument, usually in one or more succinct or terse statements, orally or in writing; employed almost exclusively by Christopher Hitchens.

Examples can be found in nearly every Hitchens debate, occasionally in articles, and in the form of entire books, about subjects or people.

Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.

About twenty minutes into the debate Dinesh d'Souza got Hitchslapped and never really recovered from it.

Hitchens was a guest in a Fox News segment the other day. He Hitchslapped just about everyone on there.

It was funny the other day when Sean Hannity invited Hitchens on the show and tried to be a smartass, but was abruptly Hitchslapped for his trouble.

Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.

Hitchslap by XelaEsolc November 30, 2010

hitchslap

The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith".

Christopher just hitchslapped Ned Flanders again when he tried to use the circular reasoning as proof that his theory is true because the Bible supports it.

hitchslap by AcidLizard April 8, 2009