Hitch Hotch
Hitch Hotch by anonymous November 4, 2020
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European Trailer Hitch
When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019
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Armless Hitch Hiker
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
Hotch Rocket
A phrased used by the fictional character Penelope Garcia in the hit CBS show Criminal Minds.
What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.
What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.
'Did you hear?'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'
Hotch Rocket by thecriminalprofiler November 7, 2011
Abercrombie's Hitch
Abercrombie's Hitch by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009
Blake's Hitch
Blake's Hitch by Raider1987 April 6, 2008
Hitch Slap
Person 1: Dude did you see that debate between Christopher Hitchens and Pat Robertson on YouTube?
Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!
Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!
Hitch Slap by Behemut April 25, 2010
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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