Hit The JO

Originally an American term originating from jameslikecoulter in Los Angeles meaning to "jack-off". Recently the term has been shipped over to Britain and is a growing British term.

"Hey, Hannah smiled at me today."

"Woah, get in there!"

"Nope, turns out I woke up to a penis drawn on my sharpie. Hit the JO instead."

Hit The JO by Shill November 7, 2012

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Hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John

Hit the john by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

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hit the john • Hit The JO • hit the jones • hit the quan • hit the hay • hit the sack • hit the woah • hit the wall • hit the bricks • Hit The Lights

hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John I'll be right back

hit the john by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

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hit the jones

Yet another term for sexual intercourse

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son

hit the jones by David Hope April 2, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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