hipsterception 

The realization a hipster comes to when he/she realizes that being hipster is WAY to mainstream, resulting in a paradox.

"Dude, being a hipster is way to mainstream. A true hipster would have stopped being a hipster by now. It's like... hipsterception!"

hipsterception by frankalator March 7, 2012

Hipsterection 

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.

"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."

Hipsterection by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

Hipsteruption 

When dudes are Kuwaiting at a coffee shop, doing nothing but taking turns reading urban dictionary gems such as, hipsterdusche, hipsterectomy, hipstercrite, and the like out loud for any and all hipsters in the immediate vicinity to hear. Laughing and high-fiving eachother as they witness the collapse of the hipster's delicate sensitivities.

As the boys sat down with their iced coffees a 30 minute session of Hipsteruption and high-fiving ensued.

Hipsteruption by Lieutenant Superflax April 9, 2017