Hippitycrit 

The most hypocritical person of all time....

Larry is king hippitycrit

Hippitycrit by L0NGD0NG January 29, 2022

hippiecrite 

Someone who wants you to think they are the epitome of earthy, liberal and a total crunch, but really aren't.

Virginia, you live a block away but drive to school anyways, you're a hippiecrite.

hippiecrite by oronoian December 25, 2010

hippiecrite 

A portmanteau of the words hippie and hypocrite, used to point out typically wealthy liberal elitist persons who preach traditional hippie values such as tolerance, environmental awareness, socialism/liberalism, personal freedom, pacifism, well-being and human empathy, but in practice do the opposite.

There are many hippiecrites in the world who drive their 8 cylinder Land Rovers through the Starbucks drive-thru, waiting in line for 10 minutes for their Soy Mocha Tall Grande Latte while releasing emissions into the ozone layer and wasting fuel unnecessarily reving their engines thinking it will speed up the process, and then ridicule the less fortunate Ford Escort in line in front of them because it occasionally puffs smoke from the tailpipe, and then stop at BK afterwards for a Double Whopper, wolfing half a pound of cow down while smoking a nice cigarette, and then yell a passing obscenity at the driver of an old pickup truck with a National Rifle Association Sticker on it for being a gun toting, psychopathic lunatic and would not even so much as bleed a penny for a good cause or a homeless person, and believe that everyone should live by their rules and be forced to eat only overpriced organic food and drive vehicles less than 5 years old.

Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.

hippiecrite by Paco Machado August 1, 2008

hippycrite 

A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.

Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8!

hippycrite by Chris Walker October 29, 2004

hippiecrite 

Someone who claims to be pro-environment or pro-mankind until it becomes too expensive or inconvenient.

Al Gore tells all Americans to reduce their carbon footprint while flying a private jet from place to place. His carbon footprint is larger than my whole town's foot print, he is such a hippiecrite.

hippiecrite by WithOneT March 23, 2010

hippycrite 

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.

James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!

hippycrite by wassonthen February 28, 2011

hippiecrite 

An individual, typically of the genus "country club soccer mom," who loudly boasts about their environmentally responsible lifestyle such as only shopping organic, lighting their homes with CFLs, and backyard composting yet, drives a HUMMER H2 and only drinks bottled water.

That hippiecrite scolded me for not recycling the paper wrapper I just tossed in the garbage as she headed off in her HUMMER H2 with windows open and air conditioning cranking to go swimming in her heated pool.

hippiecrite by Ocean Rat March 22, 2008