hinckley

A small town smack bang in the midlands. It couldn't be more central if it tried. Full of pound shops, chairty shops and take aways. oh and elements. literally the only (no word of a lie) place to go on a night out.

Hinckley is famous for it's hosiery, which is ironic as none of the females here wear knickers, less alone stockings.

The culture of hinckley consists of early teenage pregnancy, alcoholism and violence. As a standard thursday/saturday night you are guaranteed to see a fight where the riot police are ready pounce usually outside turkish not so delight.

However Hinckley isn't at all that bad, in comparison to it's neighbouring towns. Nuneaton, Barwell and Earl Shilton

Guy 1: Where on earth can i find an STI?
Guy 2: Hinckley.

hinckley by B&Jmassive January 6, 2011

Hinckley

One of the most beautiful girls who you’ll ever meet. She is shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her, she is very loud and outgoing. Her close friends know that she is the fun one and everyone likes her. She is very sexy, smart and all the boys are in love with her. She is very good at cuddling and she is very lovey-dovey. She is scared to show her true feelings until she is sure about how the other person feels.

Hinckley is a MILF.

Hinckley by seggsymama November 20, 2021

Hinckley Academy 

Formerly known as JCC, the school has recently shifted away from the production of chavs which inhibit the Town and towards the breeding of the more modern, 21st century version: the Roadman. A ripped puffer jacket on the school gates is an ever-present sight, the sign that one gang of roadmen has sabotaged another and thus removed their leader of the right to wear a north face jacket in July and to use language such as blud, fam or init. The school's inability to get on top of the theft issue has had a profound effect on the standard of teaching, with only 32% of teachers reported having more than 3 chairs and an interactive 'smart'board. This, inevitably, had a major impact on the growth of the roadmen numbers, with gang leaders using the time it takes teachers to set up the old-fashioned chalkboard to teach classmates roadmen dialect, which will later be used in the afternoon's shoplift when one member of the gang subdues the owner with their confusing accent while the leader smuggles a monster energy drink through the door under their puffer jacket. At home-time you'd be mistaken for thinking some sort of bmx race takes place on the premises by the amount of roadmen with bikes waiting outside the school gates but they are in fact expelled pupils who have the sudden desire, after being expelled, to rock up on their bikes en-masse and wait for their mates outside the gates every day, subsequently putting any members of staff off leaving school grounds before 5pm.

mother: son, why is my bank account saying £250 spent on a mountain warehouse coat, its June?
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!

Hinckley Academy by Suntan Dave October 21, 2020

Hinckley, MN 

H town. Literally. Heroin and meth everywhere. The town of wannabe drug dealers and white people who think they can say the n word. Everyone here thinks they’re a gang member. White kids who smoke weed once and claim to be blood or crip. Everyone here smells like cigarettes and asscheese.

Hey man you wanna go to Hinckley, MN and see a movie?

“Stinkley? Nah man I’d rather not run the risk of getting a needle in my Hardee’s burger.”

Hinckley, MN by phosphorushoe February 7, 2020

Hinckley Hilton

The Hilton Washington hotel, located at 1919 Connecticut Ave, NW. The nickname derives from John Hinckley's failed assasination attempt on U.S. President Ronald Reagan on March 30, 1981, which took place on the Hilton's property.

I just booked a three-night stay at the Hinckley Hilton.

Hinckley Hilton by He Who Knows Minutiae October 30, 2009

Hinckley Illinois 

This is a small agricultural town based on corn and small community events, the staff at each school are sexist prices of sh!t and are out to make the students fail, Mrs.McCauley is the main cause of issues as of recently, framing students

Hinckley illinois is a huge hick town full of druggies and we are proud to be who we are

Hinckley Illinois by Bigdon69 October 3, 2019

Hinckley and Schmidt 

State of being arrogant or expressing any other unfriendly state of mind. A play on the similarity of Hinckley to a random adjective and Schmidt to shit. Hinckley and Schmidt was a bottled water service company that has changed names to Hinckley Springs.

"Why you gotta get all Hinckley and Schmidt"

Hinckley and Schmidt by McWax April 16, 2004