When a small group of male friends(three or more) stand and or sit in driveway, patio, front porch, or alley way(preffered) drinking beer and conversing about nothing of any great importance.

Friend #1: Hey fella what are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: Wellllllll not much me and the guys are probably gunna be at the house Hank'n the hillin.

hank'n the hillin by ster and kyle May 29, 2007

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King Hilling

When you and your squad are having a drinking session for an extended period of time and you remain in the same position without having to move. Term is coined from the opening credits of the cartoon King of the Hill

Me and the boys were so well parked last night we ended up King Hilling for 3 or 4 hours

King Hilling by A King Hiller July 12, 2016

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Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe

Describes what is commonly referred to in America as "third base" this word is code that is often indeciferable to outsiders.The initials of Billie Joe (BJ) from Green Day are changed to HJ making the name "Hillie Joe",the initials giving an easy route around having to say disgusting words.Female Hillie Joe is the equal and opposite to Hillie Joe.

"Omg did you hear about Emily last night?"

"Nooo...what?"

"Her and Potato were gone a long while...Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe is my suspicion"

Hillie Joe/Female Hillie Joe by Weirdo Smurf February 15, 2009

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Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

Notting Hill In-laws by Uncle Dimma November 8, 2012

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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