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brett hileman 

Man with large sexual body parts. Women tend to flock him. He can split and lay wood with the best of them.

Synonyms: muff, muffler, smoke stacks
brett Hileman will split you in half
brett hileman by Reallrooster19 December 8, 2019
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Noah Hileman 

a little gremlin boy that jorks his jonmer to fortnite porn
Noah Hileman is up there with hitler
Noah Hileman by Jonmer April 2, 2025
Hilman, an unusual name. Most Hilman's are Shy when you first meet them, but gradually grows more confident, Hilman's are disciplined,kind,trustful,smart and loves math and school, Hilman's despite loving math Hilman's are an average height, and is a bit over weight, but Hilman's still thrives above the rest, Hilman's also usually are Asian,
Example, "Hey, your a nice guy is it possible your a Hilman?"
"Hey dude, your pretty nice and smart, are you possibly a Hilman?"

Andrew Hillman Dallas 

A Cool man from Dallas that has many talents
Andrew Hillman Dallas is cool Jewish guy!
Andrew Hillman Dallas by ajhillman October 30, 2020
a nerd whose has hair like napoleon dynamite
that jew is a holeman
holeman by Cody Saunders December 26, 2007

Max Hillman 

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.
Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!
Max Hillman by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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