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The term, "to do a hillman", is a frquently used quote in professional association football (US Soccer). A "Hillman" is when a football player has a clear open opportunity at goal, yet skies it spectatually, not uncommly outside of the arena (See Morley). Usually the player is outright shit aswell. (Again see Morley)
"Oh and Williams has an open goal, he must surley shoot. He does. And -"

Crowd groan at such an easy miss

"What a f**king Morley, he just did a Hillman!"
Hillman by Chewie% July 18, 2007
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n. A surprisingly sadistic and brutal person in a position of power

The act of taking a surprisingly painful and brutal shit
"But sir, I need the leave of absence for a life-saving operation! You can't be a hillman on this!"

"Hey, I'm going to be late... I've been taking this hillman for like 40 minutes now."

A hillman is always unexpected, and will always shock you by just how bad it is for no apparent reason.
hillman by queenkeemon May 14, 2011

hillman college 

The fictional college on A Diff’rent World was a HBCU in Virginia not far from Richmond.
Denise Huxtable went to Hillman College
hillman college by Phoenix Skye November 12, 2017

Hillman hicup 

When someone that smokes pills gets so high thay nod out and all their pill smoking friends ejaculate in a cup suck it up in a turkey baster and shoot it down his throat intell he burps it back up and then his mouth is held shut and he is forced to swallow it again
Did you see aaron at that party last night all nodded out ya i hurd he did the hillman hicup so many times thay had to pump his stomach

Andrew Hillman Dallas 

A Cool man from Dallas that has many talents
Andrew Hillman Dallas by ajhillman October 30, 2020

Max Hillman 

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.
Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!
Max Hillman by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010

Andrew Hillman Dallas 

Means an amazing sold person that takes care of his friends and family. Your won’t find anyone nicer or more solid in the United States of America. Andrew Jonathan Hillman a.k.a. Andrew Hillman is amazing
Andrew Hillman Dallas by ajhillman October 19, 2022