Hillman

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The term, "to do a hillman", is a frquently used quote in professional association football (US Soccer). A "Hillman" is when a football player has a clear open opportunity at goal, yet skies it spectatually, not uncommly outside of the arena (See Morley). Usually the player is outright shit aswell. (Again see Morley)

"Oh and Williams has an open goal, he must surley shoot. He does. And -"

Crowd groan at such an easy miss

"What a f**king Morley, he just did a Hillman!"

Hillman by Chewie% July 18, 2007

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hillman

n. A surprisingly sadistic and brutal person in a position of power

The act of taking a surprisingly painful and brutal shit

"But sir, I need the leave of absence for a life-saving operation! You can't be a hillman on this!"

"Hey, I'm going to be late... I've been taking this hillman for like 40 minutes now."

A hillman is always unexpected, and will always shock you by just how bad it is for no apparent reason.

hillman by queenkeemon May 14, 2011

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hillman college

The fictional college on A Diff’rent World was a HBCU in Virginia not far from Richmond.

Denise Huxtable went to Hillman College

hillman college by Phoenix Skye November 12, 2017

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Hillman hicup

When someone that smokes pills gets so high thay nod out and all their pill smoking friends ejaculate in a cup suck it up in a turkey baster and shoot it down his throat intell he burps it back up and then his mouth is held shut and he is forced to swallow it again

Did you see aaron at that party last night all nodded out ya i hurd he did the hillman hicup so many times thay had to pump his stomach

Hillman hicup by Ateaball and flailing tuff December 1, 2022

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Andrew Hillman Dallas

A Cool man from Dallas that has many talents

Andrew Hillman Dallas is cool Jewish guy!

Andrew Hillman Dallas by ajhillman October 30, 2020

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Max Hillman

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!

Max Hillman by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010

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Andrew Hillman Dallas

Means an amazing sold person that takes care of his friends and family. Your won’t find anyone nicer or more solid in the United States of America. Andrew Jonathan Hillman a.k.a. Andrew Hillman is amazing

Andrew Hillman Dallas, Texas is amazing.

Andrew Hillman Dallas by ajhillman October 19, 2022

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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