by asshat_mcgee June 14, 2004
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A person of the Hipster persuasion who exemplifies the essence of unjustified entitlement and hypocritical behavior. One who engages in criticism of cultural trends, policy, institutions, organizations etc. While either knowingly or unknowingly supporting and actively using such services, companies, businesses ect.
Guy: "Take a look at that Hipster with the sign that says 'Corporations are Evil' and the other one with the sign "Vegan and Proud" all hanging around the Occupy Wall Street protest."
Girl: "I see him... The one with the PBR t-shirt taking a picture with his iPhone of the FedEx guy? I bet he's going to upload it to Instagram and Facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his ATM card and buy a Whole Foods burrito.
Guy: That vegan is wearing Birkenstocks.
Girl: Hipstacrites!
Girl: "I see him... The one with the PBR t-shirt taking a picture with his iPhone of the FedEx guy? I bet he's going to upload it to Instagram and Facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his ATM card and buy a Whole Foods burrito.
Guy: That vegan is wearing Birkenstocks.
Girl: Hipstacrites!
by Everyone Who Knows Them January 1, 2014
Get the hipstacrite mug.1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"
2) a mustache grown on the hip
2) a mustache grown on the hip
Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.
Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?
Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?
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Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that nigga sporting a histachii.
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