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hitstache 

That man over there looks like he has a hitstache.
hitstache by asshat_mcgee June 14, 2004
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hipstacrite 

A person of the Hipster persuasion who exemplifies the essence of unjustified entitlement and hypocritical behavior. One who engages in criticism of cultural trends, policy, institutions, organizations etc. While either knowingly or unknowingly supporting and actively using such services, companies, businesses ect.
Guy: "Take a look at that Hipster with the sign that says 'Corporations are Evil' and the other one with the sign "Vegan and Proud" all hanging around the Occupy Wall Street protest."

Girl: "I see him... The one with the PBR t-shirt taking a picture with his iPhone of the FedEx guy? I bet he's going to upload it to Instagram and Facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his ATM card and buy a Whole Foods burrito.

Guy: That vegan is wearing Birkenstocks.

Girl: Hipstacrites!

hipstache 

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip
Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?
hipstache by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

Histacate 

A group of people who prefer polar temperatures rather than hot or moderate temperatures.
We are in the histacate group, therefore, we like cold temperatures.
A deep, lingering emotional pain caused by uncertainty in the past. especially when you realize too late that something might have been real, but you never acted on it.
Liking someone suddenly, But it's an illusion, just a thought, Until they give you signs, Signs to show you, but they lead you on, or do they, We don't know, until they stop, and it's because, you weren't taking signs, But they never gave any good signs, so you never knew they liked you back, till you ask.., Then they say "Maybe", But you don't want ask if it's you because if you do. You will feel the memory the pain the regret of that in 10 years. You will feel |Histache|.
Histache by Whoisthisguyinblack March 24, 2026

a histachii 

Refers to a micropenis.
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that nigga sporting a histachii.
a histachii by tenaciouzd June 2, 2016