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hesticated 

a verb 'to be hesticated' - to be extremely annoyed, agitated, claustrophobic and irritated all at the same time
"fuck it, im too hesticated!" "piss off you negro you're making me all hesticated"
hesticated by Chelsey Preston March 5, 2008
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histracted 

Squirrel Moments caused by cannabis. Distraction caused by being high.
I’m trying to listen but I am a bit histracted after we just smoked out, man.
histracted by Zelda Ripley May 19, 2020

Fistacated 

When you are fisting a girl while wearing a tuxedo, remember to remove cuff links, or roll up the sleeves.
She could barely walk, after being fistacated for hours.
Fistacated by PoeDogg November 10, 2018
A deep, lingering emotional pain caused by uncertainty in the past. especially when you realize too late that something might have been real, but you never acted on it.
Liking someone suddenly, But it's an illusion, just a thought, Until they give you signs, Signs to show you, but they lead you on, or do they, We don't know, until they stop, and it's because, you weren't taking signs, But they never gave any good signs, so you never knew they liked you back, till you ask.., Then they say "Maybe", But you don't want ask if it's you because if you do. You will feel the memory the pain the regret of that in 10 years. You will feel |Histache|.
Histache by Whoisthisguyinblack March 24, 2026
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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