hitstache

Hitler mustache.

That man over there looks like he has a hitstache.

by asshat_mcgee June 14, 2004

hipstache

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

shitstache

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

Hustache

A man's very big mustache. A husky mustache.

Wow. The police captain cut his beard into a giant hustache.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 14, 2023

musou no hitotachi

The electro booba sword used by the Shogun Raiden.

Damn, that musou no hitotachi totally yass slayed La Signora

by big bara tiddies enjoyer August 12, 2022