Higbert 

Higbert is quite shy and does not talk much. When you ask him out he will come and just be there and only give one-syllable-answers when asked. He will just watch you do and say stuff, never letting you know if and what he really thinks. When you decide to get involved more seriously, Higbert will not give any hint as to if he is up for it. He will continue to just be there till you fall asleep. When you have lost consciousness Higbert will let out every emotion inside, he will cry and smile, he will carress your snoring body and lick your feet maybe stroke your hair.

Well, thats Higgie for you.

"Higbert, I kinda like you. Tell me about you"
"Hnf, No!"

Higbert by Krkič May 31, 2019

higherten 

When a being is higher than what he or she expects

"Bruh I'm highertennnnnn"

higherten by Dopemannn June 16, 2014

Hilbert AIDS 

A disease rapidly spreading throughout the SUNY Albany campus and surrounding area. Very contagious, can be spread by blood, semen, even saliva. All you need to do is kiss someone to get the HAIDS.

I made out with that girl and now through a chain of 6 people I have the Hilbert AIDS!

Hilbert AIDS by HAIDS Researcher January 20, 2009

Hilbert Space 

Named for its putative inventor, mathematician David Hilbert (who some claim found the solutions for Einstein's equations before "L'il Albie" did himself), Hilbert Space is a concept which has been often applied in mathematics, quantum mechanics, and in general metaphysics (for instance, concepts like "parallel universes").

In short, a Hilbert Space is a mathematical construct such that within any plenum of n-dimensional spaces there exists an infinite number of said Hilbert Spaces (subsumed within an n+1 dimensional superset). Fancifully, science fiction writers point to the infinite plurality of 4D Hilbert Spaces that could exist within our "normal" 5D continuum, and suggest that each such Hilbert Space may really exist and that these Hilbert Spaces could be engendered by time-travel to the past. Thus, each 4D Hilbert Space in a 5D superset of "Universes" could possess a unique history, entirely different from all other universes contained within the 5D "Universe".

Mozart's 14th Symphony (K. 114, composed c. 1774) contains encrypted fragments of instrumental speech synthesis (in English) which describe an alternate Universe History (different from our Universe), where Nicholas Meyler was President of the United States, and where Princeton University is mocked for its intellectual feebleness (possibly due to some degree of idolatry for Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which Mozart proved to have loopholes and flaws 130 years before Einstein even published it as "The Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies").

Deciphering Mozart's musical cryptography provides physical evidence that Hilbert Spaces may be entirely real, and not merely imaginary constructs.

Hilbert Space by Epeefencer April 10, 2009

hibertz 

A condition where someone does not go out in public, or acts in an anti-social way. Derived from hibernation.

Miguel: is Kristen going out tonight? Charles: Nope, she's got the hibertz!

hibertz by polygon January 13, 2005

hibertexting 

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

hibertexting by anonymous July 26, 2017

Roy Hibbert Mode 

Roy Hibbert mode is an extreme mode you become while playing basketball. You'll score 0 points and grab 0 rebounds and you'll go wild for every bucket you're team scores and after the game you'll catch 1 fish so you'll feel not like a complete failure.

"I'm going Roy Hibbert mode in tonights game!"

*Team mates scores buckets*
"YAH YAH YAH YAH

*Halftime*

"See you later niggas gonna watch king of the hill*

Roy Hibbert Mode by Cops who eat donuts 24/7 May 18, 2014