hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

hibertexting by anonymous July 26, 2017

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hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext".
An act involving someone who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl that they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

hibertexting by anonymous July 25, 2017

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Hibernesting

When a person instinctually saves energy to survive a pandemic by slowing down, moving less, and eating more, all in the comfort of their own home.

I’ve survived the pandemic by hibernesting - I’ve learned to macrame an owl, I’ve watched every episode of The Simpson’s, and I eat brownies for breakfast.

Hibernesting by Mac from Almonte March 22, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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