hibertz

A condition where someone does not go out in public, or acts in an anti-social way. Derived from hibernation.

Miguel: is Kristen going out tonight? Charles: Nope, she's got the hibertz!

by polygon January 13, 2005

hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

by anonymous July 26, 2017

hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext".
An act involving someone who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl that they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

by anonymous July 25, 2017

HiberTena

When life hibernates and goes numb until you are with Tena.
Typically happens every weekend.

Zizou, I will just hiberTena until Wednesday.

by Feelsduckinggreat March 29, 2025