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Hierarchies

You see... The problem with "hierarchies of value" is that YOURS... Isn't real.... MINE is. Undeniably so. Of course I have one. There might even be some overlap BETWEEN our hierarchies. And before you say "Try treating people like their hierarchies of value don't exist", you already do that don't you? If the wrong thing is at the top of mine, what happens? Mine needs to change doesn't it? And what kind of atrocities are you willing to inflict upon me? Huh? Hell? If the wrong thing is at the top, what does it make me? The bad one. I have to value you and your shit sacks. That's what should be at the top. But not "You", you, you as an abstraction and...
Hym "And that's the problem with hierarchies... Oh, aw, shit, hey! The little demon is doing the thing! You see it? You see em doing the thing?"

Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."

Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."

Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."

Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."

Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"

Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."

Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."

Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."
Hierarchies by Hym Iam February 11, 2023
Words you can keep

hierarchical little bum licker 

A term used by many people to describe someone that bum licks to get to the top of a hierarchical chain.
Man, John is a hierarchical little bum licker

Hierarchical Transfer 

A noun describing when someone who is higher than you in one area (like your boss at work) starts also acting like they're higher than you in another area (like their knowledge of cars, their ability in a particular sport, their ability to use a camera or edit photos, etc).

Typically this happens when someone higher in status (often older, male, and white) starts to lecture about topics outside their domain of expertise, just because they're used to everyone listening to them. They pontificate and lecture to you as if their opinion is somehow more valuable, but in reality it's not...
My boss pulled a Hierarchical Transfer, she started lecturing to me about the Middle East after she took a week long vacation there, ignoring the fact that I lived there for years...

hierarchied 

(Mostly IT developing usage) Means sorting/filtering/mapping data via some defined hierarchy for such a type of data.
How should we sort this data ASC or DESC? None of this. There is a certain hierarchy for this data, it should be hierarchied according to it.
hierarchied by Ricudo December 12, 2022

Hierarchical 

Oh god why are you making me 1v1 Hierarchical!?
Hierarchical by Teeheeheeha June 20, 2023

Hierarchical Unified Block Language

A hierarchical unified block language (HUBL) is a modular computational Domain Specific Language (DSL) composed of nested, interoperable blocks organized in explicit hierarchical layers, designed to self-modify its internal structures and self-replicate functional blocks in response to contextual rules, data inputs, or system objectives.

Each block encapsulates logic, data, and behavior, while higher-level blocks govern orchestration, validation, and propagation across the system. The language emphasizes adaptability, recursion, and autonomous evaluation, allowing the system to refine, duplicate, or recompose itself without external recombination.
The engineering team at Helping Unite Businesses, LLC led by David Hubbell and Edan Harr deployed a hierarchical unified block language to allow the platform to adapt in real time, with self-modifying blocks optimizing workflows while self-replicating components scaled automatically as demand increased.
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