Burps, and hiccups combined. When you hiccup, and then you burp afterwards. The most annoying thing that can happen.
John: I hate hiccups.
Bob: Well, hiccurps are worse.
John: What are those?
Bob: Burps after hiccups.
John: Ha, your a moron! *hiccup* *burp*
Bob: Haha. Karma.
The unpleasant experience of a hiccup, burp, sneeze, and couch all at the same fucking time. Quite painful for the throat, mouth, and nose to take part in. Can be caused by excessive stupidity in the consumption of pizza, tacos, and coca-cola or various other fizzy carbonated beverages. Those who suffer from hiccurpsneecough's are often left with tears in the eye as others laugh at their dismay.
Paul: when you have a bad case of the Hiccups but you got a bad case of the runs, and you're about to explode from all that damn Taco Bell I ate too fast.
Billy: Just go take a shit bro you don't want your hicupoopee to implode all over the floor.