Hickmas

The one day out of the year in Hillsdale Michigan, when hunters can sit out on their front porch with a 30 pack of cheap beer and legally shoot any deer that crosses by.

1st boy: Uncle Larry just took out a deer with his 12 gauge in the front yard!
2nd boy: It must be Hickmas!

by urbanfact May 4, 2009

Pulling a Hickman

Pulling a Hickman is the quintessential art of peaking too soon or talking a big game and then crashing n' burning.

Man, last Friday I was so up for it... but ended up doing too much too soon and pulling a hickman

by jaaybee November 1, 2014

hicknasty

(adj.) Of or pertaining to something or someone that is completely white trash or characterized by a sleazy Southern-livin' style

John - "What is that hicknasty cloth dangling from the top of that building?"
James - "That would be the Confederate Flag."

by NC State Psycho March 23, 2007

hicktastic

Characterized as being redneck in the extreme; hokey; exhibiting the traits of a hick.

Sporting her mullet and buck teeth, Mary-Jo looked hicktastic in her blue-light special overalls and flannel plaid Molson Canadian jacket.

by Hector Delacruz May 30, 2006

HackMaster92000

A bri’ish discordian that loves to imagine himself fucking discord kittens and characters of kid shows.

Have you heard HackMaster92000 is outside we have to keep our doors locked.

by LillyHaleli June 29, 2022

heckmas

Breast like things on a female joosian. Usually in a group of 4 heckmas.

Look at the heckmas on that joosian!

by drumman82 June 12, 2003

Hickman

Hickman is a word that can used to describe pedophiles in general, but in specific its most commonly used to describe usually old, bald, fat, smelly, homosexual men that like to give hickies to children.

Tyler - "Yo bro I heard that chomo at cell 88 is a hickman."

Jose -"Ay bro lets fuck him up and make him our bitch, we ain't fuck with no hickmans."

by extreme chadman November 15, 2022