Joosian

The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.

"You must have some Joosian ancestors"

Joosian by Itai October 18, 2005

Joozian 

Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.

"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman

Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014

Josianne 

The most hot person you will ever meet, shes amazing, hot, beautiful, smart, outgoing, goddess, you wish you were her, your bf wants to be with her, always the prettiest in the room, she makes people blush by just looking at them, shes gorgeous

Guy 1:look theres Josianne shes so hot <3
Guy 2: she wont ever even look at you youre ugly
Guy 1's GF: IM LEAVING YOU (for her) <333333

Josianne by jlollolbaehotlol November 8, 2021

Josiane 

Outgoing, cheerful, friendly and restless, Josiane is generally on the go. She has a love of freedom, and a disdain for routine. Usually quite outgoing, Josiane make friends with people from all walks of life - she loves to laugh and tease, and gets along well with others.
Her optimism is infectious, although it can get her into trouble from time to time. She is generally easygoing, but she can also possess a quick temper. She's a curious person who loves to learn. Her idealistic nature is hard to miss. She can be very direct, but her honest approach in life is admirable.

"Josiane always has a smile on her face!"

Josiane by Julia_101 February 4, 2010

joosin' 

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.

Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!

joosin' by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

jossian 

A handsome, caring, hard working boy who will go out of his way for others. His intelligence makes him a great person to be around because you're guaranteed good conversation and a laugh. People look up to him and he sets a good example for others, more mature than his years! Talented and creative yet humble!

Oh my god, I wish I was Jossian!

I feel so rubbish today, let me call up jossian!

jossian by lizzy 123 January 14, 2011

Jobsian Complex

Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.

"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."

Jobsian Complex by mattbr78 August 27, 2009