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Hibernesting

When a person instinctually saves energy to survive a pandemic by slowing down, moving less, and eating more, all in the comfort of their own home.
I’ve survived the pandemic by hibernesting - I’ve learned to macrame an owl, I’ve watched every episode of The Simpson’s, and I eat brownies for breakfast.
Hibernesting by Mac from Almonte March 22, 2022
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hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute
"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock
hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

hibernating 

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.
Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!
hibernating by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009

hibernating squirrel 

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)
"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"
hibernating squirrel by Higg9 May 26, 2008

hibertexting 

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.
I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.
hibertexting by anonymous July 26, 2017

hibernating bear 

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
hibernating bear by Nature Lover December 24, 2007

sleep hibernating 

Intentionally or inententionally getting so much sleep on a regular basis that you're able to pull an all nighter when needed (specifically for school projects)
John: hey man did you finish the project?

Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it

John: aren't you tired?

Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great
sleep hibernating by kz9320 June 20, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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