Hibernator 

A person who sleeps a lot without any proper sleep cycle.

Tom is a hibernator, who sleeps so much?

Hibernator by Marsh_Sgt January 5, 2019

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by White Choc March 3, 2011

Hibernatory 

The desire to remove oneself from the world, and all forms of communication. The the feeling of wishing to go into "hibernation", to be unavailable for an indefinite amount of time. To turn the mobile phone off and not answer emails, texts, even possibly a knock at the door.

" I'm feeling very hibernatory at the moment, I just want to shut myself away and have some peace"

Hibernatory by ktdollface February 19, 2010

hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

Premature Hibernation 

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

Premature Hibernation by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008