Hiafj 

An abbreviation for He. Is. A. Flirty. Jerk.

Beatrice: DID I TELL YOU WHAT THOMAS HOW THOMAS TREATS ME?! <3
Nicole: NO! WHAT?!
Beatrice: He is so sweet! & He treats me so sweet!
Nicole: He is like that to me too! OH MY GOSH HIAFJ.
Beatrice: OH WOW! UGH. I thought I was special!

Hiafj by YouKnowWhoWroteThisSORRYNOW?! July 21, 2011

Hiaf 

High as fuck.

May be pronounced "Hee-yaff" for purposes of concealment when among unfavorable parties.

Bro I was hiaf last night after hittin' Derek's bong.

Hiaf by JeromesNiece July 24, 2013

HIAF 

Stands for "Huge In All Formats". This acronym is used when a professional athlete makes a big play that would help owners of that player in fantasy leagues. The opposite of HIAF is DIAF which stands for Droppable in All Formats.

Announcer: Albert Pujols had 3 home runs, 5 hits, and 4 runs!
Fantasy Analyst: HIAF!

Lebron James: Just look at my stats bro.
Fan: HIAF! Keeper status!

HIAF by *xpac taunt* October 28, 2011

Hiaj 

Short for “Hope it’s a joke”

Dude: *sends picture* “These shoes are sick!!”
Other dude: “What are those, hiaj! Smh”

Hiaj by Skater slatt June 23, 2019

hiajos 

A term commonly used by male homosexuals to describe the pain in their anus after sexual intercourse

Person 1: heyy wanna do it tonight ;))
Person 2: can’t, got hiajos :/

hiajos by jfosterisgod27 October 30, 2019

HIAFI 

He Is A Fucking Idiot

The president just finished speaking. HIAFI

HIAFI by gonzoAF March 13, 2020

HIAJI

HIAJI — (He-ah-jy) — Someone who follows their own flow or way of life, as if they where flowing through the breeze

That man really follows the HIAJI way

HIAJI by HIAJI September 20, 2022