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An abbreviation for He. Is. A. Flirty. Jerk.

Beatrice: DID I TELL YOU WHAT THOMAS HOW THOMAS TREATS ME?! <3
Nicole: NO! WHAT?!
Beatrice: He is so sweet! & He treats me so sweet!
Nicole: He is like that to me too! OH MY GOSH HIAFJ.
Beatrice: OH WOW! UGH. I thought I was special!

Hiafj by YouKnowWhoWroteThisSORRYNOW?! July 21, 2011

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Hiaf

High as fuck.

May be pronounced "Hee-yaff" for purposes of concealment when among unfavorable parties.

Bro I was hiaf last night after hittin' Derek's bong.

Hiaf by JeromesNiece July 24, 2013

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HIAF

Stands for "Huge In All Formats". This acronym is used when a professional athlete makes a big play that would help owners of that player in fantasy leagues. The opposite of HIAF is DIAF which stands for Droppable in All Formats.

Announcer: Albert Pujols had 3 home runs, 5 hits, and 4 runs!
Fantasy Analyst: HIAF!

Lebron James: Just look at my stats bro.
Fan: HIAF! Keeper status!

HIAF by *xpac taunt* October 28, 2011

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Hiaj

Short for “Hope it’s a joke”

Dude: *sends picture* “These shoes are sick!!”
Other dude: “What are those, hiaj! Smh”

Hiaj by Skater slatt June 23, 2019

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hiajos

A term commonly used by male homosexuals to describe the pain in their anus after sexual intercourse

Person 1: heyy wanna do it tonight ;))
Person 2: can’t, got hiajos :/

hiajos by jfosterisgod27 October 30, 2019

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HIAFI

He Is A Fucking Idiot

The president just finished speaking. HIAFI

HIAFI by gonzoAF March 13, 2020

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HIAJI

HIAJI — (He-ah-jy) — Someone who follows their own flow or way of life, as if they where flowing through the breeze

That man really follows the HIAJI way

HIAJI by HIAJI September 20, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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