Hiaf

High as fuck.

May be pronounced "Hee-yaff" for purposes of concealment when among unfavorable parties.

Bro I was hiaf last night after hittin' Derek's bong.

Hiaf by JeromesNiece July 24, 2013

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HIAF

Stands for "Huge In All Formats". This acronym is used when a professional athlete makes a big play that would help owners of that player in fantasy leagues. The opposite of HIAF is DIAF which stands for Droppable in All Formats.

Announcer: Albert Pujols had 3 home runs, 5 hits, and 4 runs!
Fantasy Analyst: HIAF!

Lebron James: Just look at my stats bro.
Fan: HIAF! Keeper status!

HIAF by *xpac taunt* October 28, 2011

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HIAF • HIAFI • Hiafj

Hiafj

An abbreviation for He. Is. A. Flirty. Jerk.

Beatrice: DID I TELL YOU WHAT THOMAS HOW THOMAS TREATS ME?! <3
Nicole: NO! WHAT?!
Beatrice: He is so sweet! & He treats me so sweet!
Nicole: He is like that to me too! OH MY GOSH HIAFJ.
Beatrice: OH WOW! UGH. I thought I was special!

Hiafj by YouKnowWhoWroteThisSORRYNOW?! July 21, 2011

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HIAFI

He Is A Fucking Idiot

The president just finished speaking. HIAFI

HIAFI by gonzoAF March 13, 2020

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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