Hiaf

High as fuck.

May be pronounced "Hee-yaff" for purposes of concealment when among unfavorable parties.

Bro I was hiaf last night after hittin' Derek's bong.

Hiaf by JeromesNiece July 24, 2013

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HIAF

Stands for "Huge In All Formats". This acronym is used when a professional athlete makes a big play that would help owners of that player in fantasy leagues. The opposite of HIAF is DIAF which stands for Droppable in All Formats.

Announcer: Albert Pujols had 3 home runs, 5 hits, and 4 runs!
Fantasy Analyst: HIAF!

Lebron James: Just look at my stats bro.
Fan: HIAF! Keeper status!

HIAF by *xpac taunt* October 28, 2011

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HIAF • HIAFI • Hiafj

Hiafj

An abbreviation for He. Is. A. Flirty. Jerk.

Beatrice: DID I TELL YOU WHAT THOMAS HOW THOMAS TREATS ME?! <3
Nicole: NO! WHAT?!
Beatrice: He is so sweet! & He treats me so sweet!
Nicole: He is like that to me too! OH MY GOSH HIAFJ.
Beatrice: OH WOW! UGH. I thought I was special!

Hiafj by YouKnowWhoWroteThisSORRYNOW?! July 21, 2011

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HIAFI

He Is A Fucking Idiot

The president just finished speaking. HIAFI

HIAFI by gonzoAF March 13, 2020

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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