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hewell
the act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously, describe by some who have tried it as a tug of war between your anus and penis.
the key is to ejaculate at the same as you are defecating to achieve a totally new level of sexual pleasure
the key is to ejaculate at the same as you are defecating to achieve a totally new level of sexual pleasure
Guy 1: Hey you ever tried a hewell?
Guy 2: Nah man, whats it like?
Guy 1: its hard , but its pretty much sexual nirvana
Guy 2: Nah man, whats it like?
Guy 1: its hard , but its pretty much sexual nirvana
hewell by MrHouse2011 November 13, 2011
Related Words
hewell • Howell • howelling • heelliye • Hewull • Hoewell • heeell to da naw • Heellll Nawl • hejelly • Hewllzyism
Dan Howell
Dan Howell by A GIANT MEME June 19, 2015
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dan howell by mymumthinksimcool September 17, 2015
Dan Howell
An absolute meme-loving fuck. He is also known as "Heart eyes Howell" which is used to describe the entranced way he looks at Phil Lester (amazingphil), "No Homo Howell" for his denial that Phil and he are in a romantic relationship, also "danisnotonfire" which is his name on most social media accounts, and YouTube, which he is most well known for. He is meme trash, spends most of his time on tumblr, is an Internet cult leader, is a sarcastic little piece of shit, but also one of the best human beings ever.
Dan Howell by Phan.Potato June 13, 2015
heart eyes howell
Heart Eyes Howell is the name given to danisnotonfire/Dan Howell when he looks lovingly at his best friend and flatmate AmazingPhil/Phil Lester. The two are also shipped as Phan.
Person One: OMG! Did you see the new DanandPhilGAMES video? SO CUTE!
Person Two: OMG yes! Dan was staring at Phil so much. Such Heart Eyes Howell action!
Person Two: OMG yes! Dan was staring at Phil so much. Such Heart Eyes Howell action!
heart eyes howell by CNS2004 February 5, 2017
dan howell
dan howell by imyournewcrush July 9, 2016
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