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the act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously, describe by some who have tried it as a tug of war between your anus and penis.

the key is to ejaculate at the same as you are defecating to achieve a totally new level of sexual pleasure
Guy 1: Hey you ever tried a hewell?

Guy 2: Nah man, whats it like?

Guy 1: its hard , but its pretty much sexual nirvana
hewell by MrHouse2011 November 13, 2011
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Dan Howell 

Dan Howell by A GIANT MEME June 19, 2015

dan howell 

dan howell: im phil trash number one
dan howell by mymumthinksimcool September 17, 2015

Dan Howell 

An absolute meme-loving fuck. He is also known as "Heart eyes Howell" which is used to describe the entranced way he looks at Phil Lester (amazingphil), "No Homo Howell" for his denial that Phil and he are in a romantic relationship, also "danisnotonfire" which is his name on most social media accounts, and YouTube, which he is most well known for. He is meme trash, spends most of his time on tumblr, is an Internet cult leader, is a sarcastic little piece of shit, but also one of the best human beings ever.
"Dan Howell is a fucking piece of trash, I love him so much."
Dan Howell by Phan.Potato June 13, 2015

heart eyes howell 

Heart Eyes Howell is the name given to danisnotonfire/Dan Howell when he looks lovingly at his best friend and flatmate AmazingPhil/Phil Lester. The two are also shipped as Phan.
Person One: OMG! Did you see the new DanandPhilGAMES video? SO CUTE!
Person Two: OMG yes! Dan was staring at Phil so much. Such Heart Eyes Howell action!
heart eyes howell by CNS2004 February 5, 2017

dan howell 

dan howell is a sexy noodle
hey do you like dan howell?
yes! his bff is phil lester!
dan howell by imyournewcrush July 9, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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