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Literally 'Friend' in Kurmanji, but is often used in a way similar to 'comrade'
Hey heval, did you hear what happened to Heval Aştî?
Heval by SenorSabotabby April 12, 2021
Words you can keep
(Kurdish word, meaning friend)

Heval is unique. She is not like your average girl. She is genuine in everything she does. Her loyalty is phenomenal and you never have to doubt her. Heval's kindness inspires others to do good things. Heval is not weak though. She is a strong independent girl who can get herself through anything she sets her mind to. She is hilarious! Sometimes she has a dry sense of humor, and other times she just knows to how make people laugh :). She tends to be random at times...really random. But she knows when to be serious. Heval has been told by many that her advice changes the way they look at life. Heval has a very bubbly personality that makes anyone comfortable talking with her. She also has beauty. A nice figure with luscious hair and sparkling eyes. When she smiles, it lights up a whole room. Heval has many good personality traits, but she is not self-conceited. As a matter of fact, she has some downers too. Sometimes Heval can be a little too sarcastic. That can offend some people, but she apologizes. She also has a tendency to procrastinate from time to time. But she still manages to get everything done. She can be annoying but never mean to be. She loves the sun, and sports especially soccer!
"Heval beat me in soccer, crap."
Heval by big bick1212 August 11, 2017
Related Words
Let's climb that mountain, heval!
heval by kutsalmongos March 20, 2017
Literally the Kurdish way of saying mate/bro
Get serious heval
Heval by Yourheval March 30, 2019

Healeish 

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.
"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"
Healeish by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day
*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?
Contrary to some theories, this is not a British adaptation of the American pejorative cognomen heel. In the USA it means someone who is a bit of a petty jerkoff but in Britain it is applied to people who are total shits, the wasters, skates, snotrags and OICs who plague society like festering sores. The word is said to derive from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was first used by upper classes in the early twentieth century when it became fashionable for flappers to use ‘bad’ language. For a long time it was virtually unknown outside fashionable cliques like the Cliveden Set and was frequently used to describe people they didn't like. It wasn’t until comparatively recently that it became more widely known due to the internet and period dramas. More people began using it although there is still some confusion with the American insult heel. A rather snide use is to use it to refer to someone, knowing that they know what it means, or that it will get back to them, strangely it usually seems to be women who use it in this way.
“That vile creature Malcolm is trying to give Kim hell because he heard she called him a Heale.”
“The fact he’s having a hissy fit and she’s smiling makes me think she got it right.”
Heale by AKACroatalin November 30, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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