hettinger 

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

hettinger by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006

Hettinger 

-verb (used with object)
1.to place in an isolated and often dangerous position.

2.to abandon and leave without aid or resources.

3. to be screwed over without hope of relief, or improvement.

1. The rising floodwaters hettingered us on top of the house.

2. Having lost all his money, he was hettingered in the strange city.

3. : His boss really hettingered him when he took that job in Butt Fuck Egypt or Kalamazoo.

Hettinger by LivingLarge12 May 20, 2010

Kaleb Hettinger 

Loves egg whites like a lot like in gross way

Not as cool as twin brother Anthony

“I will do you cora” says Kaleb Hettinger

“911 it is me Kaleb Hettinger... again”

Kaleb Hettinger by DaSouth420 March 19, 2019

drew hettinger 

someone who decides too much and watches too much anime and loves his cancerous brother, tom

Drew Hettinger has died from an ecstacy overdose.

drew hettinger by su March 31, 2003

Mark Hettinger 

A very cool chill type of guy who likes the patriots

Mark hettinger is very cool

Mark Hettinger by Masonmessi10 January 13, 2017

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

Oettinger 

A German import beer available in Australia, notable for its outrageously cheap price and high alcoholic content.

Student: "Dude, Oettinger is great!"

Anyone else: "This shit is awful"

Oettinger by alfonso_c April 21, 2010