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Hettinger 

-verb (used with object)
1.to place in an isolated and often dangerous position.

2.to abandon and leave without aid or resources.

3. to be screwed over without hope of relief, or improvement.
1. The rising floodwaters hettingered us on top of the house.

2. Having lost all his money, he was hettingered in the strange city.

3. : His boss really hettingered him when he took that job in Butt Fuck Egypt or Kalamazoo.
Hettinger by LivingLarge12 May 20, 2010

Kaleb Hettinger 

Loves egg whites like a lot like in gross way

Not as cool as twin brother Anthony
“I will do you cora” says Kaleb Hettinger

“911 it is me Kaleb Hettinger... again”
Kaleb Hettinger by DaSouth420 March 19, 2019

drew hettinger 

someone who decides too much and watches too much anime and loves his cancerous brother, tom
Drew Hettinger has died from an ecstacy overdose.
drew hettinger by su March 31, 2003

Mark Hettinger 

A very cool chill type of guy who likes the patriots
Mark Hettinger by Masonmessi10 January 13, 2017

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.
"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"
Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

Oettinger 

A German import beer available in Australia, notable for its outrageously cheap price and high alcoholic content.
Student: "Dude, Oettinger is great!"

Anyone else: "This shit is awful"
Oettinger by alfonso_c April 21, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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