Heteropolar

Being normal. Not a fag or a retard, just normal.

I identify as a cheetah!
I’m heteropolar!

Heteropolar by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

heteroplayful 

If you have genitals the same as mine, I'll still touch them. It won't turn me on, but I hope it turns you on.

Them 1: Let's have a threesome!
Them 2: A devil's threeway? I'm not really into other dudes.
Me: I'm heteroplayful. It doesn't have to be weird. We can still have fun.

heteroplayful by notrightie April 19, 2018

Heteropolitan 

The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists obsessed with football, nor are they excessively moisturized pink-shirted effeminates. Heteropolitans are an in-between mix that enjoy both the bars and the salons, and are committed to their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. They are also commited to their family life. They claim love and laughter as their routes to happiness, and they are not shy when it comes to sex.

Michael Jordan, and George Clooney can be classified as Heteropolitans.

Heteropolitan by ed rogers April 17, 2006

Heteropocrisy 

Heterosexuals proclaiming that all men are created equal, but denying gays the right to be seen as equal to, treated as equal, or married in the same fashion as heterosexuals.

Also, any Republican politician who has a wide stance.

Except for her racist comments, Michele Bachmann's statements were those of complete heteropocrisy.

Michele Bachmann's "Pray away the gay" is sheer heteropocrisy, particularly given her husband's effimnate flare.

Heteropocrisy by JungleBoi September 2, 2011

heteropologist 

Gay people who try to curry favour with straights at the expense of other gays

My god did you see how Brian was shittalking fem gay guys at the dinner party? Did he forget that he’s also gay? Ugh, he’s such a heteropologist.

heteropologist by Good definitions July 15, 2018

heteropoda

The best species of spider in the world.

Have you seen Harry's collection of Heteropoda species, it is badass

heteropoda by meowbarkribbit April 9, 2015

Heteropolysocial

When you maintain friendships with many people of the opposite sex while remaining within a straight monogamous romantic relationship.

A milestone toward a healthier culture of romance will be the mainstreaming and acceptance of heteropolysocial behaviour.

Heteropolysocial by ApricotFields June 15, 2020