Heteropolar
Heteropolar by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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heteroplayful
If you have genitals the same as mine, I'll still touch them. It won't turn me on, but I hope it turns you on.
Them 1: Let's have a threesome!
Them 2: A devil's threeway? I'm not really into other dudes.
Me: I'm heteroplayful. It doesn't have to be weird. We can still have fun.
Them 2: A devil's threeway? I'm not really into other dudes.
Me: I'm heteroplayful. It doesn't have to be weird. We can still have fun.
heteroplayful by notrightie April 19, 2018
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Heteropolitan
The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists obsessed with football, nor are they excessively moisturized pink-shirted effeminates. Heteropolitans are an in-between mix that enjoy both the bars and the salons, and are committed to their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. They are also commited to their family life. They claim love and laughter as their routes to happiness, and they are not shy when it comes to sex.
Heteropolitan by ed rogers April 17, 2006
Heteropocrisy
Heterosexuals proclaiming that all men are created equal, but denying gays the right to be seen as equal to, treated as equal, or married in the same fashion as heterosexuals.
Also, any Republican politician who has a wide stance.
Also, any Republican politician who has a wide stance.
Except for her racist comments, Michele Bachmann's statements were those of complete heteropocrisy.
Michele Bachmann's "Pray away the gay" is sheer heteropocrisy, particularly given her husband's effimnate flare.
Michele Bachmann's "Pray away the gay" is sheer heteropocrisy, particularly given her husband's effimnate flare.
Heteropocrisy by JungleBoi September 2, 2011
heteropologist
My god did you see how Brian was shittalking fem gay guys at the dinner party? Did he forget that he’s also gay? Ugh, he’s such a heteropologist.
heteropologist by Good definitions July 15, 2018
heteropoda
heteropoda by meowbarkribbit April 9, 2015
Heteropolysocial
When you maintain friendships with many people of the opposite sex while remaining within a straight monogamous romantic relationship.
A milestone toward a healthier culture of romance will be the mainstreaming and acceptance of heteropolysocial behaviour.
Heteropolysocial by ApricotFields June 15, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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