FuckBooking

When you know you should be doing something more important but insist on being on FaceBook instead.

James was FuckBooking so much that he lost his job.

by JungleBoi August 22, 2011

Assholypocrites

People who were thrilled to see Clinton impeached for lying about consensual sex with and adult but support Bart O'Kavanaugh's Drink-till-ya-drop molestation and sexual assaults of minor girls.

Mitch McConnell is the leader of the assholypocrites in the Senate.

by JungleBoi October 5, 2018

Heteropocrisy

Heterosexuals proclaiming that all men are created equal, but denying gays the right to be seen as equal to, treated as equal, or married in the same fashion as heterosexuals.

Also, any Republican politician who has a wide stance.

Except for her racist comments, Michele Bachmann's statements were those of complete heteropocrisy.

Michele Bachmann's "Pray away the gay" is sheer heteropocrisy, particularly given her husband's effimnate flare.

by JungleBoi September 2, 2011