Hesterist 

The act of being a woman, and simultaneously hating anything to do with women in entertainment, news, politics, etc, because you think women are annoying, dumb, awful, and catty.

That Amanda girl is a super hesterist, she hates all female comedians AND singers

Hesterist by emmy hates you November 24, 2010

Hipsterist 

A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.

Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.

Hipsterist by Noir September 6, 2005

Besterist 

The very best that there can possibly be

Your best friend is better than the best. therefor they are the besterist

Besterist by KATHY DILLON May 19, 2008

heterostraight 

when someone is mega straight, opposite of homogay

1: dude, Chungus is totally heterostraight.
2. wtf no he’s not

heterostraight by large gay human January 4, 2019

Headerist 

a person who forms opinions and bases emotions off the headers of articles rather than the content.

Dude, did you even read the article? It totally didn't say what you just said. You're such a freaking headerist!

Headerist by ti_kseris July 25, 2018

heterostupid 

Someone who associates the sex crimes of a homosexual or LGBTQ+ person with their sexuality.

James is heterostupid for accusing his neighbor of being "gay for teens".
Jill's heterostupidity became apparent when she called a priest "gay pedophile"

heterostupid by NaijaGod June 4, 2020

Chicken-Headerist 

someone who, after reading said header to an article, becomes enraged, shares the article and overly emotionalizes the idea behind the header, whether for or against, such that it enrages their sphere of interaction. This is similar to a headerist but their incredulity rises to a stupid and obnoxious level.

Dude, they are not actually coming for your guns. You don't have to get so emotional over it! If you had actually read the article, you'd have seen that the law was voted down. You're such a freaking chicken-headerist. Chill!

Chicken-Headerist by ti_kseris July 25, 2018