Headerist

a person who forms opinions and bases emotions off the headers of articles rather than the content.

Dude, did you even read the article? It totally didn't say what you just said. You're such a freaking headerist!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

Chicken-Headerist

someone who, after reading said header to an article, becomes enraged, shares the article and overly emotionalizes the idea behind the header, whether for or against, such that it enrages their sphere of interaction. This is similar to a headerist but their incredulity rises to a stupid and obnoxious level.

Dude, they are not actually coming for your guns. You don't have to get so emotional over it! If you had actually read the article, you'd have seen that the law was voted down. You're such a freaking chicken-headerist. Chill!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

headpriest

dumb osu!mania player who is a literal crybaby about anyone who is better than him

Joe: Yo you know headpriest?

Joe2: Yeah, that weirdo

Joe: Yeah he vibro jacks cringe

by Industrustrialy August 14, 2021

car seat headrest

indie rock band for gay people

I want will toledo from car seat headrest to step on me

by squp December 9, 2020

car seat headrest

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman

-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist

by regiregiregi December 6, 2020

Car Seat Headrest

An American indie rock band made for gay furries, by gay furries.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Car Seat Headrest EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Weezer guy.

by gayfurry420 September 18, 2021

Breaking the Ice Headfirst

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one

Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes

by Crazed Caveman April 23, 2010