hessican 

noun.

the best human being alive.
loves to paint.
did someone say tennis?
get's really hungry and wants to eat like a pig.
twinz.
one time she was a geisha.
somehow understands people when they speak thai.
is beautiful inside and out.
the most sarcastic person ever.
is a really good best friend.

Hessican loves (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) oh so much!

hessican by ilikefaggotgoats June 16, 2010

hessian tea 

mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians

look he is drinking some hessian tea

hessian tea by englandboycal April 21, 2005

Hessianize 

From the term hessian (proud metal fan), means to preach about metal music everywhere you go.

Hessianize the world!

Hessianize by wrathchild1 April 12, 2013

hessian 

1: n. Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.

2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.

3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.

4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.

1: The hessians helped the British fight against the U.S. during the Revolutionary War.

2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.

3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.

4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.

hessian by Joe Wise February 26, 2004

Hessian 

That guy at the show who shouts "Slayer" repeatedly, holds a beer in one hand in the pit, and takes off his shirt fifteen minutes into the first band's set.

I wanted to go to the Dying Fetus show but quickly decided against it because I knew that there would be too many Hessians there.

Hessian by AdamXXX October 27, 2005

Hessian 

Rocker, Stoner, F-dude or F-chick type.

Ok, Come on guys we all know the "Germanic Mercenary Fighters" definition but this is URBAN-DICTIONARY not Websters history class! If you don't know the Urban Meaning then leave it to the professionals.

This term was widely used during the 80s to denote a white-trash stoners or rockers and yes most of them did have dime-bags, mullets and AC-DC Tee-Shirts!

They typically listened to AC-DC, Van Halen, Bon Jovi and Early Metalica.

Dude! did you see all the hessians in the park playing Hackysack?

I saw a hessian with the sweetest Knee-High Moccasins. I need to get a pair of those babies.

Hessian by kuernodechivo January 20, 2010

Hessian 

1) A person who is proud of being a fan of heavy metal music. A headbanger.

2) German soldiers from the state of Hesse who were hired by Britain to fight in the American Revolution

I was at a Slayer show last night and there were a lot of hessians there.

George Washington sure knew hoe to kick some Hessian ass!

Hessian by Slayer6669 July 7, 2010