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Hesitant Alien
Gerard Way's (formerly of My Chemical Romance) solo album released on September 30, 2014. Songs include Action Cat, No Shows, and Millions. Rather than MCR's alternative based sound, the album is more Brit-pop.
Hesitant Alien by MCR Fangirl February 5, 2015
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Hesitant Friend Request
When you deleted someone from Myspace/Facebook etc. and then you go back later to add them, thinking "What if they never realized I deleted them? What will they think?"
Guy 1 - Dude, I met up with this hot chick I used to have on my myspace, but I deleted her cuz we never talked!
Guy 2- Aw no man, it's cool just send her a hesitant friend request, if she asks tell her you made a new account.
Guy 2- Aw no man, it's cool just send her a hesitant friend request, if she asks tell her you made a new account.
Hesitant Friend Request by sohxcitsxratedxd June 3, 2009
homo-hesitant
One step down from homophobic.
Thing 1: There's a bunch of gay guys in our building. I'm assuming they're gay; they were in speedos. But it's cool. They'll probably make great neighbors.
Thing 2: OMG, you're totally homo-hesitant!
Thing 2: OMG, you're totally homo-hesitant!
homo-hesitant by A Bailey Rae November 11, 2010
Vaccine Hesitant
Colloquial term for "anti-vaxxer."
Ironically, the people who are vaccine hesitant are the ones who bitch about covid restrictions and how mask mandates being a violation of their personal liberties. Want them to end and get back to normal? Then get a fucking shot in the arm!
Ironically, the people who are vaccine hesitant are the ones who bitch about covid restrictions and how mask mandates being a violation of their personal liberties. Want them to end and get back to normal? Then get a fucking shot in the arm!
Vaccine hesitant people prefer to spend money on a counterfeit vaccine card and get charged with federal crimes instead of saving themselves and others with a free vaccine. What a bunch of morons.
Vaccine Hesitant by Soul_Driver May 20, 2021
The Hesitant Weevil
A sexual act, in which, if performed correctly, occurs when one partner faces social anxiety and shyness before engaging in bukkake and draws minor amounts of blood when devouring their partner's genitals so completely
The Hesitant Weevil by bitchpudding42 October 23, 2022
I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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