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Hesitant Alien 

Gerard Way's (formerly of My Chemical Romance) solo album released on September 30, 2014. Songs include Action Cat, No Shows, and Millions. Rather than MCR's alternative based sound, the album is more Brit-pop.
I'm fairly sure anyone who likes MCR is going to like Hesitant Alien.
Hesitant Alien by MCR Fangirl February 5, 2015

Hesitant Friend Request 

When you deleted someone from Myspace/Facebook etc. and then you go back later to add them, thinking "What if they never realized I deleted them? What will they think?"
Guy 1 - Dude, I met up with this hot chick I used to have on my myspace, but I deleted her cuz we never talked!

Guy 2- Aw no man, it's cool just send her a hesitant friend request, if she asks tell her you made a new account.

homo-hesitant 

Thing 1: There's a bunch of gay guys in our building. I'm assuming they're gay; they were in speedos. But it's cool. They'll probably make great neighbors.
Thing 2: OMG, you're totally homo-hesitant!
homo-hesitant by A Bailey Rae November 11, 2010

Vaccine Hesitant 

Colloquial term for "anti-vaxxer."

Ironically, the people who are vaccine hesitant are the ones who bitch about covid restrictions and how mask mandates being a violation of their personal liberties. Want them to end and get back to normal? Then get a fucking shot in the arm!
Vaccine hesitant people prefer to spend money on a counterfeit vaccine card and get charged with federal crimes instead of saving themselves and others with a free vaccine. What a bunch of morons.

The Hesitant Weevil 

A sexual act, in which, if performed correctly, occurs when one partner faces social anxiety and shyness before engaging in bukkake and draws minor amounts of blood when devouring their partner's genitals so completely
They performed the hesitant weevil so well that I was so drained and walked funny for a week

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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