Herting

When you pop a blood vessel in your rectum, very common.

Person1: Yo, dude, why're you taking so long??!

Person2: Sorry, bro, I'm herting right now.

Person1: Oh.. Okay bro.

by coocfuzzlover32 December 13, 2023

hurting

in great need, in distress

She was hurting after the incident with her adviser.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

herringbone

It is a type of gold chain. The pattern it is weaved in a way to look like connected chevrons or "V's" to give a zig-zag type of pattern.

Had some extra paper the other day, so I went down and got me a fat herringbone to drop dem bitches' panties with.

by fayettevillain June 28, 2013

Deep Hurting

1. An experience so painful on an intellectual level that it causes physical pain, such as listening to talk radio, conversing with Paris Hilton, reading the novel "Shane", or watching the movie "Hercules Against the Moon Men."

2. The guy who submitted this entry.

Origin: Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank, "Mystery Science Theater 3000", August 1992.

"Well, Joel, we're introducing a new feature here today. Here's a hint: Remember 'Lost Continent'? Remember 'Rock Climbing'? Ah, who can ever forget 'Rock Climbing', huh Clay? Well, now, along the same lines, we've come up with something new, something we like to call 'Sandstorm'. SAAANDSTORM! It's all part of a new program we like to call 'Deep Hurting'! DEEEP HURTINNGG!!!"

by Deep Hurting February 12, 2007

grey-herring

a problem area that unexpectedly arises and has the potential to reveal one's incompetence in a meeting. Grey Herrings occur predominantly in the calvinus stupidicus species. Grey herrings are stress-inducing and evoke compulsive lying.

calvin was nervous going into the meeting because of the grey-herring rumored to be swimmin around the switchyard.

by Senor P August 20, 2010

Nigel Herrington

Nigel Herrington or Ultimate Nigel 368, was an ancient warrior of the mushroom kingdom. He has saved reality multiple times. His sword Pure Ultimate, is the most powerful weapon in the universe. He was brought back to life after giving his life to defeat an ancient evil known as Pure Terror. He currently is located on earth. Some people who do not realize who he really is disrespect him though he may not be as strong as Shaggy Rogers, even Shaggy himself respects Nigel. Many people have betrayed him but he stays determined and is ready to fight off evil.

Nigel Herrington is a legand!!

by Pure Ultimate April 6, 2020

Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012