Herpum

The refined oil from a reptile, much the same as tallow from cattle, lard from pigs, and schmaltz from fowl.

Herpum is the umbrella definition for oils refined from reptiles such as snake oil, crocodilian oils, lizard oil, and turtle oil (wax).

"Now that we've refined the the oil from the Steato, this Herpum can be used for all sorts of things"

Herpum by AllReality October 30, 2026

Heppum's Razor 

"The most lol explanation is the truth."

This is from Encyclopedia Dramatica. It means that the funniest, or most "lol worthy", explanation is the truth.

When trying to find out who raped and murdered that girl, remember Heppum's Razor.

Heppum's Razor by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

Herpules 

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

Herpules by You sad human January 10, 2019

Herpus Derpicus 

An insulting name, given to a person who is very unintelligent, and possibly quite ugly.

Oh great, I feel really safe now that Herpus Derpicus has my back.

Herpus Derpicus by ThunderxCloud November 13, 2010

Herpules 

herpules best herpes all natural treatment 100% effective

great stuff no more valtrex ;Herpules is awesome

Herpules by herpules herpules user March 14, 2010

Herum 

It's a group of, you know, bitches.

KassemG: is this the forum? am i talking to the forum?
RayWilliamJohnson: no this it the herum!
DaveDays: whats a herum?
RayWilliamJohnson: i cant be friends with you.

Herum by AuzGrl April 20, 2010

Herpules 

The strongest herpe in the world.

My herpules can kick your herpes ass.

Herpules by Jello fuckhouse August 30, 2009