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herpe birthday
The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.
Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?
Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!
Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!
herpe birthday by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012
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herpe meal
The performance of oral copulation upon the genitalia of a person who is suffering an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease; particularly genital herpes. This may occur either with or without the foreknowledge of either partner.
I went to that girl's house with the intention of eating out her snatch, but she had a surprise in her box that I wasn't aware of. Now I have sores all over my lips. It looks like she served me a Herpe Meal.
herpe meal by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012
herpe jeebies
herpe jeebies- A feeling of repugnance and terror felt specifically when discovering a potential sexual partner has herpes.
I was making out with this fine ass hottie, and luckily I had to stop to use the facilities because I found her medicine in the cabinet......Herpe jeebies!! I bolted yo!!!
herpe jeebies by meam1 May 11, 2006
Herpe Slurpee
Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?
Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.
Jane: What an asshole.
Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.
Jane: What an asshole.
Herpe Slurpee by AustiRody June 13, 2014
herpe curtain
A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.
Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?
Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.
beards herpes
Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.
beards herpes
herpe curtain by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013
Herpe Glow
Herpe Glow by P Thomas March 2, 2008
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