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herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.
Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Herpderpes 

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.
John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider
Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

herpderpt 

When two people from different cultures get married and have and outdoor ceremony, and the pasture is Jewish.
Man that herpderpt made me cry!
herpderpt by JumperJax April 1, 2017

Herpderpington 

A Herpderpington is an individual who enjoys photobombing people's photos by making the typical Herp Derp face (or equivalent). This can either be done as a joke to be funny, or done to be an asshole. Usually, Herpderpingtons act as a group, so the name comes from a play on words on a family name or last name.

It is also the official title for those who herp derp.
Some of my friends were photoboothing before class when suddenly the Herpderpingtons photobombed us.. but the picture ended up being really funny!
Herpderpington by abtuba2010 June 6, 2011

herpaderp 

someone who is often made fun of due to her stupidity and obliviousness to her surroundings, is always the topic of any joke, gets made fun of constantly, trips and screams at least 200 times per day, is scared of feet. She's a total fuck but is loved by her group of friends :)
Herpaderp watch out for that door!
herpaderp by gewber09 November 23, 2010

Herpaderp 

An expression made to mock the stupidity of others.
Joey: "Oh, wait... So you can't walk on the clouds?"
Steve: "Herpaderp!"
Herpaderp by MystM August 7, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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