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Hermiverous 

Hermiverous is a positive and negative superlative word used to indicate either extreme elation or woefulness depending on the context.
Natalie Portman is hermiverous (really hot).
That cake was totally hermiverous (delicious)!
Dude, I was totally hermiverised last night at the party (drunk and having a great time).
Don't play your music so loud!, I am totally hermiverised this morning (I have a hangover).
Today is going to be hermiverous (about to go out on a boat on a hot sunny day).
If you don't get out of my way, asshat, I'm gonna hermiverise your face (bash your face in).

Hermiverous by Springbok27 February 21, 2009
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Hermitbeater 

Anyone who would rather stay inside and masturbate all day, for two months straight, than go outside and have a life.
Cody: "Hey kris you wanna go try to get laid at that party"

Kris: "Nah, i'm just gonna take a 30 minute shower"

Cody: "What a Hermitbeater"
Hermitbeater by Colonel Sugar August 17, 2008

hermitery 

The act of living in solitude willingly; the act of purposely habitating in remote locations lightly populated if at all with the sole purpose of avoidng engagements with annoying humans and man made disturbances e.g. traffic, noise, bad smells, stupidity, etc.
I'd choose hermitery over city life anyday!

Hermitery keeps me out of jail, because Lisa with the dusty weave could get smacked.
hermitery by blaxxxxx August 30, 2017
One who prefers to stay home and not engage in socializing. Hermavert
No one has seen her in public for years because she is a Hermavert.
Hermavert by Jerken April 19, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026