Hermitvert

A person that is really an extrovert but hates most people so prefers to avoid the general population by staying at home.

I'm really outgoing but my dislike of most people has made me a total hermitvert.

by Sbledsoe November 2, 2022

Hermiverous

Hermiverous is a positive and negative superlative word used to indicate either extreme elation or woefulness depending on the context.

Natalie Portman is hermiverous (really hot).
That cake was totally hermiverous (delicious)!
Dude, I was totally hermiverised last night at the party (drunk and having a great time).
Don't play your music so loud!, I am totally hermiverised this morning (I have a hangover).
Today is going to be hermiverous (about to go out on a boat on a hot sunny day).
If you don't get out of my way, asshat, I'm gonna hermiverise your face (bash your face in).

by Springbok27 February 21, 2009

Hermitbeater

Anyone who would rather stay inside and masturbate all day, for two months straight, than go outside and have a life.

Cody: "Hey kris you wanna go try to get laid at that party"

Kris: "Nah, i'm just gonna take a 30 minute shower"

Cody: "What a Hermitbeater"

by Colonel Sugar August 17, 2008

hermitery

The act of living in solitude willingly; the act of purposely habitating in remote locations lightly populated if at all with the sole purpose of avoidng engagements with annoying humans and man made disturbances e.g. traffic, noise, bad smells, stupidity, etc.

I'd choose hermitery over city life anyday!

Hermitery keeps me out of jail, because Lisa with the dusty weave could get smacked.

by blaxxxxx August 30, 2017