Hermiverous 

Hermiverous is a positive and negative superlative word used to indicate either extreme elation or woefulness depending on the context.

Natalie Portman is hermiverous (really hot).
That cake was totally hermiverous (delicious)!
Dude, I was totally hermiverised last night at the party (drunk and having a great time).
Don't play your music so loud!, I am totally hermiverised this morning (I have a hangover).
Today is going to be hermiverous (about to go out on a boat on a hot sunny day).
If you don't get out of my way, asshat, I'm gonna hermiverise your face (bash your face in).

Hermiverous by Springbok27 February 21, 2009

Herbivorous men 

Term given to men (currently in Japan) that are uninterested in sex, but all into fashion and personal grooming. Likely to be described as metrosexual as well.

This term was coined by author and pop culture columnist Maki Fukasawa; full article available on CNN (or google search it)

Those guys there don't look so tough; they have the air of herbivorous men diffusing from their well-kept skin pores.

Herbivorous men by Wombati June 7, 2009

Omni-HerbiVorous 

When You At The Buffet. And You On A Diet But You Need Meat & Salad. Omni-herbivorus

I Don't Want To get Fat, But I Don't Want To Be A Twig Either, So Imma Be Omni-herbivorous

Omni-HerbiVorous by Defineit101 April 14, 2015