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HerpAlert 

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.
Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.
HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

Hermiverous 

Hermiverous is a positive and negative superlative word used to indicate either extreme elation or woefulness depending on the context.
Natalie Portman is hermiverous (really hot).
That cake was totally hermiverous (delicious)!
Dude, I was totally hermiverised last night at the party (drunk and having a great time).
Don't play your music so loud!, I am totally hermiverised this morning (I have a hangover).
Today is going to be hermiverous (about to go out on a boat on a hot sunny day).
If you don't get out of my way, asshat, I'm gonna hermiverise your face (bash your face in).
Hermiverous by Springbok27 February 21, 2009

Hermitvert 

A person that is really an extrovert but hates most people so prefers to avoid the general population by staying at home.
I'm really outgoing but my dislike of most people has made me a total hermitvert.
Hermitvert by Sbledsoe November 2, 2022
A girl who often think about sexual interactions, and enjoys commenting about sexual content.

A female pervert.
Girl 1: her tiddies are looking good today

Girl 2: oh my god you are such a hervert
Hervert by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

Hermanermaner 

The act of doing/wanting to do sexual things to yourself and or others
Would you like to hermanermaner?
Hermanermaner by Rwight June 3, 2014

hermanermanermaner 

Ugh hermanermanermaner yk?