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HerpAlert 

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.
Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.
HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

Hermiverous 

Hermiverous is a positive and negative superlative word used to indicate either extreme elation or woefulness depending on the context.
Natalie Portman is hermiverous (really hot).
That cake was totally hermiverous (delicious)!
Dude, I was totally hermiverised last night at the party (drunk and having a great time).
Don't play your music so loud!, I am totally hermiverised this morning (I have a hangover).
Today is going to be hermiverous (about to go out on a boat on a hot sunny day).
If you don't get out of my way, asshat, I'm gonna hermiverise your face (bash your face in).
Hermiverous by Springbok27 February 21, 2009

Hermitvert 

A person that is really an extrovert but hates most people so prefers to avoid the general population by staying at home.
I'm really outgoing but my dislike of most people has made me a total hermitvert.
Hermitvert by Sbledsoe November 2, 2022
A girl who often think about sexual interactions, and enjoys commenting about sexual content.

A female pervert.
Girl 1: her tiddies are looking good today

Girl 2: oh my god you are such a hervert
Hervert by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

Hermanermaner 

The act of doing/wanting to do sexual things to yourself and or others
Would you like to hermanermaner?
Hermanermaner by Rwight June 3, 2014

hermanermanermaner 

When you want a lot of things but u stay broke
Ugh hermanermanermaner yk?
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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