Herkin

Southern California surfer slang, mean big, huge, heavy.

As a verb, to Herk something means to lift a very heavy object. As an adverb, Herky means heavy, cumbersome.

From Hercules or Herculean.

“Dude, that was a herkin huge wave man. I had to bail.”
“Man, I had to herk that suitcase up those stairs.”
“You, lift that boulder, man. It's too herky for me.”

by Blurry Guy May 27, 2021

Herkin

Another term for penis.

Started from "herkin and jerkin" and eventually became "Jerkin his/her/my herkin"

Guy1: What are you doing?
Guy2: Jerkin my herkin.
Guy1: Ah. You are masturbating.

by keretz January 10, 2010

herkin and jerkin

In a nervous state, one who moves his/her neck about, as if independent from the body, in a circular eratic motion.

Do you see the way he was herkin and jerkin when the boss came in?

by Col. Clark March 7, 2008

herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

Herkin Jerk

When you jerk your homie off with your ass-hole and then he starts 69-ing with you.

When you're kicking it with your homie and you Herkin Jerk him

by The Lobotomist February 7, 2024

Hermine

Hermine is a swag person, everyone wants to be like Hermine.
She is pretty awesome, and actually really smart.
Hermine will know the answer to every question you have about anything.
If you have a Hermine in your life, you are one hell of a lucky person.

Person 1: shit man im so lucky
Person 2: why man, what happened??
Person 1: I met a Hermine yesterday

by Tore Ass October 9, 2018

King Harkinian

The King on the Zelda CD-i games. He stars in thousands of YouTube Poops, and his line "Mah Boi..." has spawned an Internet Meme.

Mah boi, this dinner is what all true Triforces of Courage DIE for
-King Harkinian

by TheFartingBaby September 28, 2009