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You'r Name is "Theresa" and you're doing the tiktok trend lmao.
You are beautiful and I love you'r name. Probably "Heres" is you'r new nickname?
Heres by Ceobm May 31, 2020
Weirdest bitch you ever met that’s built like a twig and had no idea what she’s talking about
“heres” can be used to explain that somebody is very nice, and pretty
heres by Coocooberrybong October 9, 2020

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
heres your sign by JC September 28, 2004

Heres something I whipped up 

In the game Smite, playing as the smith of the gods, it is the act of placing a turret into the field of battle announcing it to your enemies in a somewhat cocky optimistic tone only to have said whipped up turret destroyed within seconds making his hours of whipping up his creation from scratch in his shitty forge down the ass.
Example of a scenario
Announcer: Your left phoenix is under attack.
Player 1: (VDD) Defend!
You*Defending the phoenix from 3 enemies*: "Heres something I whipped up"
*They destroy the turret within 3 seconds*
*Enemies destroy left phoenix**Enemies gank you*
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VER) You Rock!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!

Heres some shit 

1. Evidence that someone is about to go on a tangent that may or may not have a point
After he said,"Heres some shit.: everything got all confusing and I just quit paying attention
Heres some shit by clichedguy February 5, 2006

heres your card 

When someone put someone in there place. To knock someone down a peg or two. When someone who "knows it all" is proved wrong infront of everyone and is forced to eat his words publicy.
Heres your card bitch. Shut the fuck up you don't have a clue what your talking about.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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