heresay 

amber heards lawyers fav word apparently

amber heards lawyer: OBJECTION, heresay
normal person seeing it: wtf is this shit

heresay by iheartxiangiing April 25, 2022

Heresy 

Actions, statements, and thoughts which fall outside of that which is in the Holy light of the God-Emperor of Mankind, and, thus, into the unholy darkness of the Ruinous Powers. Inquisitors, through their holy judgement, seek out and destroy heresy wherever they find it, through any means necessary, including the drastic measure of exterminatus.

Discussions on what constitutes Heresy is considered Heretical; this is not because no one can come to a decision on what is heretical and not-heretical, this thought is also heretical.

Reading this definition is heretical.

Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Truly, you can prune away its branches, or even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow up again ever the stronger and ever more comely. Yet all awhile the root grows thick and black, gnawing at the bitter soil, drawing its nourishment from the darkness, and growing even greater and more deeply entrenched.
Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. It must be exorcised utterly or it will return all the stronger, time and time again, until it is too great to destroy. Then we are doomed.

Heresy by AvacynsWrath January 5, 2018

Heresy Heron 

A sign used widely in theological circles denoting dodgy logic, and doctrinal unsoundness. The arm is made to look like a heron, with the lower arm held vertically to look like the neck, and the hand perpendicular to symbolise the beak.

It appears to have originated quite recently, though it has now spread all over Great Britain and is thought to have arrived in America.

"Jesus was adopted as Son later in life, right?"
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.

"The Creator isn't the same guy as the Redeemer, right?"
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.

Heresy Heron by kirchlichedogmatik June 8, 2011

Habitual Heresy 

A crime committed by cheap partiers in which you pay absolutely no money for alcohol/drugs, but you still manage to get more than anybody else. This is especially true when you take large amounts of alcohol from a party and bring it back to your own crib so you can throw your own party for free. You can steal individual cans and hide them in your cargo pockets, or if you are stealthy enough to get away with an unopened case that works just as well.

Tonight we will commit habitual heresy, I plan on bringing home at least a 30-Rack and a blunt.

Habitual Heresy by KrispyKremeKing November 21, 2011

Heresy 

Heresy is from the Greek hairesis meaning, choose, and by extension in Theological terms, "doctrines of men who have chosen to follow their own views." In general, heresy is a self-chosen doctrine not emanating from God's word. Any doctrine or teaching which is contradictory to established Church doctrine based on the Holy Bible is called a heresy.

For example, Jesus being the Son of God is established Church doctrine based on the Bible. To forsake the word and choose to believe he is not, would be heresy! back

Heresy by cereal November 12, 2003

Mathematical Heresy 

The myth that you can do (almost) everything with math, or that being good at math or logic is a secure ticket to financial freedom, which is absolute bull if you look at the millions of exam-smart or geeky people who love math and have excelled in the subject, yet could hardly make ends meet.

Let not mathematical heresy blind you, because your love for numbers and their relationships more often than not doesn’t pay the bills nor guarantee you a decent job.

Mathematical Heresy by Fasters March 19, 2023

Culinary Heresy 

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

Culinary Heresy by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010